Just a quick note to mark the occasion: I’ve just sent out my first newsletter to the subscribers to my mailing list.
You will be excited to learn that it contains such exciting content as:
(a) a rambling and wholly redundant introduction to the concept of monthly newsletters;
(b) an unsettling author selfie that underscores my urgent need for professional photographic services; and
(c) a very short piece of never-before-seen fiction.
In the unlikely event of overwhelming curiosity on your part about any of these timely cultural artifacts, why not consider subscribing to my newsletter using the following helpful link?